I can’t wait until I have enough money to get a tattoo on the front of my thigh because then I’ll be able to take pictures of it in the bathtub and start drinking tea and date a boring guy with a big beard who loves seven inch records and ignores my needs.
Oh my god, I’ve wanted to do water aerobics for so long because being in the water helps mine so much, but I don’t have any gyms around that have a pool or anything, and if I do I definitely don’t have the money to pay the monthly fees. I just soak in a tub for an hour or so when it really starts acting up.
Preparing myself mentally to get back into a solid exercise/Zumba/booty routine because I’m craving it, but my terrible sleep and bum knee are not.
Shout-out to all my ladies with thunder *and* lightning thighs.
Thick and embossed.
Strong and striped.
Director Cary Joji Fukunaga at the 2014 Emmys Awards on Monday August 25. He won Outstanding Directing for his work on the HBO series True Detective.